Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,
he's a regular boy.
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,
he's a regular boy.
He's the best boy in the town.
He's good at bowling, man.
He's the best boy in the town.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,
he's a regular boy.
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,
he's a regular boy.
He's the nicest boy in the town.
He's good at archery.
He's the nicest boy in the town.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hee hee ha ha ho ho ho.
He's the coolest boy! Ha!
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,
he's a regular boy.
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,
he's a regular boy.
He's the cleanest boy in the town.
He's good at dominoes.
He's the cleanest in the town.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,
he's a regular boy.
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,
he's a regular boy.
He's the nicest boy in the town.
He's real good at ping pong.
He's the nicest boy in the town.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hee hee ha ha ho ho ho.
He's the coolest boy! Ha!