Chris DuBois/Chris Wallin
Well youÂ’re the first car in an hour or so
IÂ’m glad you stopped in itÂ’s sure been slow around here today
Just like everyday
Well I couldnÂ’t help but notice your California plates
And I thought I recognized that name on your credit card
YouÂ’re a movie star
Well I canÂ’t wait to get back home and tell all my buddies
That I met one of the most famous people in the country

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Well I only go to movies when IÂ’m down in Bowling Green
The cable donÂ’t come out this far so I never watch TV
I know you played in somethinÂ’ but IÂ’m gonna need some help
Wait werenÂ’t you in Cannonball Run, no oh well

Allow me to introduce myself
My name ainÂ’t John this is somebody elseÂ’s greasy shirt my nameÂ’s Kurt
This is the town that I grew up in
Never seen L.A. the closest IÂ’ve been to Hollywood is Dollywood
But when you get back to Beverly Hills you can tell all your buddies

That you met one of the most famous people in the country

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‘Cause I caught the record small mouth out on Kentucky lake
And I threw the winning touchdown pass the night that we won state
And IÂ’m still signinÂ’ autographs after all these years
Oh yeah, guess IÂ’m gonna need yours, sign um here

IÂ’ve been thinking about doing some acting some day
If I ever do make it out to L.A. can I give you a shout
Maybe crash on your couch
If you hear of any roles that are floating around
That would put me and Ashley Judd makinÂ’ out in a steamy love scene
Well IÂ’d work pretty cheap
If the phones are down just ask around youÂ’ll get a hold of me
‘Cause I’m one of the most famous people in the country
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YouÂ’re talkinÂ’ to one of the most famous people in the country

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