There's a party going on and I got plans
I got my friends right here in these 12 cans
Gonna kill half a case with my bare hands
And when I finish with mine I'll get started with Dan's
Get up, stand up, grab another brew
There's now time like the present to have another few
You won't get any sicker and you'll never get to sleep
You wanna be the king of beer you gotta practice what you preach

One beer
Two beers
Three beers
Four beers

The cans are going up and the beer is going down
It's foaming out my nose and I think I'm gonna drown
Fill me up a funnel and I'll shove it down my throat
Cause sippin' beer's for pussies and I can't afford to bloat
I'm working on my belly and I'm packing on the pounds
Add another inch if I drink another round
My waist is still a thirty but my gut's a 54
If I'm gonna get to sixty gotta drink a lot more!!!


Five beers
Six beers
Seven beers
Eight beers

The party isn't over and I still have four more beers
I gotta find a sink so I can leave a souvenir
Get back to my drinkin' cause I got a reputation
Bachelor degree in-toxication

Nine beers
Ten beers
Eleven beers
Twelve beers

12 pack!

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